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Just A Bird Learning How To Fly

I write books and I want to learn every language that exists and I'm moderately strange. I'm a superhero. Everyone's favorite enabler. Collector of words and teller of tales. Comic genius. Casual observer. The Forgotten. Friend. Wanderer.
And you know what else? I'm completely mad.
So, really, there's not much about myself I can tell you.
Stick around and we'll see what else I can conjure up.
Sep 2 '14
brandonpirris:

queenlyanna:

Do you ever just get something and think: This. This is it. This is my new favourite thing.


officerbobrovsky: #make a snide remark and then get drunk

brandonpirris:

queenlyanna:

Do you ever just get something and think: This. This is it. This is my new favourite thing.

officerbobrovsky: #make a snide remark and then get drunk

Sep 2 '14

Johnny Depp better watch out… Balfour is coming for you!

Johnny Depp better watch out… Balfour is coming for you!

(Source: unexpectedtraveler)

Sep 2 '14
jaimetalangue:


Itchy Feet: Odd Bird Out


cocorico in French
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
plasmatics:

Tidal Surge by Chris Middleton |(Website)

plasmatics:

Tidal Surge by Chris Middleton |(Website)

Sep 1 '14
bookmania:

"There is nothing in life that I like more than looking for moments."

bookmania:

"There is nothing in life that I like more than looking for moments."

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Sep 1 '14

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

Sep 1 '14

reveurinwonderland asked:

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself publicly then send this to ten of your favorite followers. <3

Oh dear.

1. I think being left handed is great

2. Being tall is super fun

3. My singing voice is alright

4. I do this fun thing where someone will be brainstorming an idea and I run with it in like .5 seconds and end up with ten new ideas branching off that one

5. I’m great at languages heck yeah

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
"This guy who stands around talking about etymology at parties, that’s me."
Daniel Radcliffe (source)

(Source: estando)

Sep 1 '14

krabbydon:

"Does every sentence contain a verb?"

"That very much depends on your definition of sentence, contain and verb."

this is why nobody likes a linguist

Sep 1 '14

canonqueer:

*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*

Sep 1 '14

In one show, I had a light board op that was also my light designer, and he decided that he should be addressed as God.

  • So while calling cues one night:
  • Me (SM): God, can I get a standby for light cue 13?
  • Light Board Op, trying not to laugh: You may have a standby, my child.
  • Me (SM): Thank you, God.